[Verse 1]
If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That you're facin'
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
[Verse 2]
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standin' in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If you're concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
[Chorus]
It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin' back
Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
They're heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications
There's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association
[Verse 3]
We're all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts
We reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
[Chorus]
It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Well their heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
[Outro]
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay
Contact today
Your A.H.B.A
Your A.H.B.A
